OMG: Funeral Directors Association to Have Expo at Venetian Macao
Even if I had tried, I couldn't invent a story as truly awesome as this one. The Asian Funeral Expo will be holding its first Asian funeral convention and product exhibition at the fabulously glamorous Venetian Macao in April 2008.
Sounds like its gonna be a hot time in Cotai when ten thousand Asian undertakers arrive to talk about the finer points of embalming, advanced restoration techniques, how to reduce the carbon footprint of crematoriums, as well as the latest fashions in crypts, caskets and urns.
No word yet whether or not Sheldon Adelson or Dr. Stanley Ho has been chosen to be the keynote stiff, ahem, speaker.
So much for my New Years Resolution about not picking on people in blog posts... I lasted a whole 32 hours!